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205). The frog princess and the engineer A boy was crossing a road one day
when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into
a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in
his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn
me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to
the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his
pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm
a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything
you want.
Why won't you kiss me?" The boy said, "Look, I'm a software engineer, I
don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
Intrebarea reporterului: ce parere aveti despre sexul virtual?
studentul de la medicina:
- ce e aia virtual?
studentul de la economie:
- chiar asa, ce e aia virtual?
studentul de la informatica:
- stati putin, ce e ala sex?
Doi programatori intr-un bar:
- Vezi tipa aceia? Vezi ce "properties" are?
- Da. Am testat-o aseara...sunt "read-only".
De ce numai 10% din creierul uman contine cod executabil?
S-a descoperit ca restul sunt comentarii.
De cati programatori este nevoie pentru infiletarea unui bec?
De nici unul...e problema de "hard".
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marik
Amator Pavel Stratan
Din: brasov
Inregistrat: acum 18 ani
Postari: 16
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100.Intrebare: Ce tip de tel BOSCH aveti Rasapuns: Cel cu pachetul CONNEX GO, cel care miauna.
101.Era vorba de formula de deblocare a Pin2.Nu reusise sa-l deblocheze.
Eu:"...si,spuneti-mi,va rog,din ce pozitie ati introdus aceasta formula?"
El-stupefiat:"Pai...din pozitia normala a omului,din picioare."
102." Vreau sa vad ce limbi imi ofera telefonul, ca nu stiu cate limbi imi da...."
103. - "Buna sara vreau si io codul pok" - - Cu cine am placerea?
- ... Cu Motoroala...
-???
104.“Dar cand sunati la 2054444, modemul raspunde?"
"Da!"
"Si negociaza protocolul de comunicare?"
"Nu stiu, ca zice 'Alo, mama?' "
105. stii ce am facut cand a scazut semnalul? L-am scuturat, ca eram nervos, si si-a revenit imediat.. (celularul frate cu termometrul)
106.duduie!!! daca vorbesc mai mult , stiti eu am abonament de 5 cocosei, in cat timp se consuma cartela SIM?
107.El: Am cumparat azi un telefon si vreau sa-i inlocuiesc limba!!!
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